Winnipeg Cat

FEBRUARY 16th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

FEBRUARY 15th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

FEBRUARY 14th, 2012

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[ Happy Valentine's Day? I guess? ]

FEBRUARY 13th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

FEBRUARY 13th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

2012-02-13T06:59:00.001-06:00

[ Reader Submissions don't seem particularly preoccupied with romance: ]

[ Reader Submissions drift in every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

FEBRUARY 12th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

FEBRUARY 11th, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

FEBRUARY 10th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

FEBRUARY 9th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2. There were also 42 daughters named "Brooklyn", 22 daughters named "Khloe", and 22 sons named "Jaxon". With an X. ]

FEBRUARY 8th, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

FEBRUARY 7th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 ]

FEBRUARY 6th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

FEBRUARY 6th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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[ February is flying right by, so take a moment to enjoy some Reader Submissions: ]
YOUR STREET IS PLOWED? / HOW'S THE WEATHER THERE IN TUXEDO?

WHAT PART OF ''STABBINGS'' / DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME / IS RETURNING WEEKEND'S LUCKY EMPTIES

ALL SHOTGUNS AT PORTAGE PLACE / HALF OFF!

CARJACKING AT GUNPOINT IN ST VITAL

NESS AVENUE TIMMY'S MEANS NOW THERE ARE LEFT TURNS

TO WAIT BEHIND / WINNIPEG PROBLEMS

WINTER WINTER EVERYWHERE / JUST NOT HERE
[ Reader Submissions appear in this space every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN DOWNTOWN OR NORTH END

FEBRUARY 5th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

FEBRUARY 4th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

FEBRUARY 3rd, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

FEBRUARY 2nd, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

FEBRUARY 1st, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 31st, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 30th, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 30th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

2012-01-30T06:59:00.001-06:00

[ New week, new batch of Reader Submissions: ]

FINALLY COLD ENOUGH / TO OPEN RIVER TRAIL

TOO MUCH WATER LAST YEAR / DROUGHT THIS YEAR

BUY 2 JETS SEASON TICKETS / WITH 81 OTHER FRIENDS

EAT MR BIG NIP / REGRET

ALL HAIL / TRUE NORTH SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT, LTD.

VOTE DOLLARAMA / FOR MAYOR

WINNIPEG / WINTER IS COMING
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday courtesy of yon Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JANUARY 29th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

JANUARY 28th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

JANUARY 27th, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 26th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

JANUARY 25th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

JANUARY 24th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

JANUARY 23rd, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 23rd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

2012-01-23T06:59:00.003-06:00

[ Reader Submissions flip between warm and cold at a moment's notice: ]

WATCH YOUR STEP / FOR TASER CARTRIDGES

WINNIPEG JETS SIPPY CUPS / SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES

CAR DOOR FROZEN AFTER 5MINS PARKED OUTSIDE / IT'S MANITOBA TIME

GIRL DRIVES OFF A BRIDGE / MUST BE THE CITY'S FAULT!

RASH OF APARTMENT FIRES / WINNIPEG SHOO IN FOR LOWEST VACANCY RATE TITLE

CRIME STOPPERS / Y U NO STOP CRIMES?

IT'S NOT MURDER / IF YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday from the still-not-entirely-functional Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JANUARY 22nd, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 21st, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 20th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

JANUARY 19th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 18th, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 17th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

JANUARY 16th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 16th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

2012-01-16T06:59:00.004-06:00

[ Time now once again for some Reader Submissions: ]

DEMOLISH BUILDING / LOSE WRECKING BALL

STAB A MAN FOR HIS CIGARETTES / ''PEOPLE BEFORE PROFIT''

2011 JETS = 2010 THRASHERS / EVERYONE IS SURPRISED?

HOLY CRAP / STAN KUBICEK

HARVEY SMITH'S REACTION TO WEST END VIOLENCE:

SLURPEES IN JANUARY / A PROUD WINNIPEG TRADITION

WINNIPEG: / IT'S ONE BIG TRAFFIC LIGHT.
[ Reader Submissions feature here every Monday courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CALLING CRIMESTOPPERS ENOUGH

JANUARY 15th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

JANUARY 14th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 13th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

JANUARY 12th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JANUARY 11th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 10th, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 9th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

JANUARY 9th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

2012-01-09T06:59:00.003-06:00

7°C AT THE START OF JANUARY / I AM IN VANCOUVER RIGHT?
[ Despite a week of Meme Generator wonkiness, here are some salvaged Reader Submissions: ]
PAINT ''WELCOME TO NORTH END'' GRAFFITI-STYLE ON ROOF

BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS 'SAFE NEIGHBOURHOOD' LIKE GRAFFITI

FREE PLASTIC SHOPPING BAGS ON KIJIJI? / TO THE CAR!

GET SHOT IN THE FACE / FINISH BEER

DONATE TAX PAYER MONEY TO TAXPAYERS / GENEROSITY, THY NAME IS EADIE

SHOOTING, FIREBOMBING, STABBING, ASSAULT, RUN OVER BY YOUR OWN CAR

DURING THEFT / ON THE BRIGHT SIDE HOW 'BOUT THEM JETS, WINNIPEG?

FOUR WAY STOP / ICECAPADES
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, in one capacity or another, from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JANUARY 8th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, please note 3 ]

JANUARY 7th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 6th, 2012

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[ Citation. ]

JANUARY 5th, 2012

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[ Citation; related; an Actual Quote. ]

JANUARY 4th, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, snow melts again six weeks later, 4. ]

[ To clear up any potential confusion or ambiguities regarding this story, we've placed our chief analytical correspondents on the case: ]

[ All right, thanks, guys. (Yes, that's a real page; no, it's not the store's real page. Yes, I know, this gets silly in a hurry.) The upshot of all of this is that the North End... needs a new slogan, apparently. ]

JANUARY 3rd, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 2nd, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

JANUARY 2nd, PART II -- Seven Friendly Neighbourhood Submissions

2012-01-02T06:59:00.002-06:00

[ Let Reader Submissions take you for a quick tour around town: ]
GETTING LUCKY AT THE SHERBROOK / BOTH POSSIBILITIES DEADLY

POLO PARK / ONE HELL OF A LONG ROAD

NEW AIRPORT TERMINAL! / PREPARED TO BURN ANY POSSESSION

RESEMBLING PUBLIC ART ON DISPLAY

WAITING FOR TRAIN / OCCURS IN DAILY COMMUTE

OSBORNE VILLAGE / SHOULD NEVER CHANGE

BUILD NEXT TO VACANT FIELD IN WHYTE RIDGE / BE OUTRAGED WHEN IT GETS DEVELOPED

TIMES CHANGE / ( D )
[ Reader Submissions are movin' on up every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JANUARY 1st, 2012

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

DECEMBER 31st, 2011

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[ The fireworks at the Forks are at 10:00 tonight. ]

DECEMBER 30th, 2011

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[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 29th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 (PDF), 4, 5, 6. And the one guy in the office who can write in French is probably on vacation. ]

DECEMBER 28th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

DECEMBER 27th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Though it would later be established that the other guy had a knife, so, yeah. Winnipeg. ]

DECEMBER 26th, 2011

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[ Happy Boxing Day! ]

DECEMBER 26th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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[ Reader Submissions instinctively form themselves into lines around this time of year: ]

BURN BEATER CAR AND SELF / WINNIPEG TWO-FER

HARVEY'S FOR LUNCH / IT'S A BIG DEAL

UNOCCUPY / OCCUPY

BRING BACK / THE TROUGH!

GETTING UP WITH THE SUN / HAS BECOME LESS IMPRESSIVE

FIGHT TO SAVE VI-ANN! / EAT THERE?! HELL NO!

JEAN JACKETS / ARE FORMAL WEAR
[ Reader Submissions are priced to clear every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

DECEMBER 25th, 2011

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[ Merry Christmas! ]

DECEMBER 24th, 2011

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[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 23rd, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

DECEMBER 22nd, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Existence as you know it is over. We will add your character and neighbourhood distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. ]

DECEMBER 21st, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

DECEMBER 20th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

DECEMBER 19th, 2011

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[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 19th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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[ Reader Submissions may get a bit nostalgic this time of year: ]

3 STABBINGS LAST NIGHT / JUST ANOTHER DAY IN WINNIPEG

SELANNE BACK IN WINNIPEG / CHEER FOR HIM....NOT THE JETS!

HEATED BUS SHELTERS? / GOOD ONE

SAVE US / STAN KUBICEK

4-WAY STOP / STARE AT DRIVER TO YOUR LEFT

RUN GUY DOWN WITH SNOWMOBILE / GET A TICKET

TUNDRA BOOTS AND HOODIE / WINNIPEG SEXY
[ Reader Submissions relive their past glory every Monday, courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

DECEMBER 18th, 2011

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[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 17th, 2011

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[ so apparently there's some guy coming through town today, Teemu something or other, I don't know if anybody's heard of him before or what ]

DECEMBER 16th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

DECEMBER 15th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

DECEMBER 14th, 2011

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[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 13th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, recall also this. HOORAY FOR GRADIENT SHADING ]

DECEMBER 12th, 2011

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[ Citation; related. ]

DECEMBER 12th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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[ Reader Submissions never took their Christmas lights down to begin with, so this time of year doesn't really seem any different than usual: ]
GET DRUNK AT THE MARYLAND. STEAL CAB. / DRIVE TO THE BALMORAL

SAVE MOVIE VILLAGE / I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN YEARS

WE'RE IN A FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM OVERSPENDING

LETS [sic] KEEP INTEREST LOW SO WE CAN SPEND MORE

TASERS / DAMN SLIPPERY

HAD TO LEAVE EUROPE TRIP EARLY

REFUSE TO USE TURN SIGNALS / FOG LIGHTS ON ALL THE TIME

DON'T NEED BOOTS / I HAVE SNEAKERS
[ Reader Submissions spread their unique brand of cheer every Monday courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
COULDN'T FIND A DECENT CHEESE NIP ANYWHERE

DECEMBER 11th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

DECEMBER 10th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

DECEMBER 9th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3. Note also that the entire Taser lost back in October is still out there, somewhere. ]

DECEMBER 8th, 2011

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[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 7th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

DECEMBER 6th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

DECEMBER 5th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

DECEMBER 5th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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[ Reader Submissions are not going to like Community Committee any more: ]
SCHOOL BOARD BYELECTION? / WHAT BYELECTION?

RUSH HOUR INTERRUPTED / BY STABBING

PIZZA CHAIN BOSS EYES TOP POLITICAL JOB

OPEN 24 HOURS / EXCEPT SUNDAYS

NEW JETS VS THE OLD JETS / STICK IT TO THE OLD JETS BY BOOING THEM

GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU BROUGHT PROTECTION

GETS SCARED AWAY BY YOUR KNIFE

CASINO HOTELS COME WITH COMPLIMENTARY / BABY
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WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE?

DECEMBER 4th, 2011

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[ Citation; an Actual Quote. Note also this. ]

DECEMBER 3rd, 2011

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[ Citation. ]

DECEMBER 2nd, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

DECEMBER 1st, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. An Actual... am I reading that right? Huh. An Actual Quote. ]

NOVEMBER 30th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

NOVEMBER 29th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

NOVEMBER 28th, 2011

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[ welp ]

NOVEMBER 28th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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[ Reader Submissions only ever start trying about five minutes before it's too late: ]

BOMBERS ARE IN THE GREY CUP / BUILD COMMEMORATIVE BEER CUP SNAKES!!!

PULL THE KIDS FROM SCHOOL / FOR GRAND FORKS BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING

BOMBERS IN THE GREY CUP! / EXPECT THEM TO LOSE.

EVEN OUR BUSES ARE SORRY

THE NDP IS ANTI-UNION / WHO KNEW?

511 / BECAUSE WE'RE TOO STUPID FOR THE WEATHER CHANNEL

WINNIPEG / I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
[ Reader Submissions, keenly watching out for the price drops on "Swaggerville" merchandise, appear every Monday courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

NOVEMBER 27th, 2011

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[ The 99th CFL Grey Cup takes place tonight. ]

NOVEMBER 26th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

NOVEMBER 25th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

NOVEMBER 24th, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

NOVEMBER 23rd, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

NOVEMBER 22nd, 2011

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[ Citation. ]

NOVEMBER 21st, 2011

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[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ]