Saturday

JANUARY 30th, 2010


WINNIPEG TRANSIT / COME RIDE OUR BUSES THAT CATCH ON FIRE
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Friday

JANUARY 29th, 2010

YOUR BROTHER HATES YOUR SHOES AND CHEATS AT XBOX

SHOOT HIM
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

Thursday

JANUARY 28th, 2010


SAM KATZ / WINNIPEG'S OSWALD COBBLEPOT
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Wednesday

JANUARY 27th, 2010

HEY, IT'S A WASTELAND, BABY

LIKE EVERYTHING'S A SHADE OF GREY
[ Inward Eye plays the Pyramid Cabaret tonight. ]

Tuesday

JANUARY 26th, 2010


FIRE A RIFLE INSIDE YOUR OWN HOUSE / TO MAKE A POINT
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Monday

JANUARY 25th, Part II -- Seven Cultural Capital Reader Submissions

[ Meme Generator celebrations of our almost-but-not-quite-unique status: ]
WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT MONOPOLY

APPEAR ON SHAW CABLE / BECOME LOCAL CELEBRITY

JUSTIN BIEBER BEIBER [sic] LIVES HERE / EVERYONE FREAK OUT

MAKE FILM ABOUT WINNIPEG / THE FORKS = VAGINA

WE WERE ALREADY MENTIONED ON THE SIMPSONS

WEAR YOUR H & M CLOTHES / IMPRESS OTHERS

JOIN MY PUBLISHING HOUSE / I HAVE PUBLISHED NOTHING

WINNIPEG / HOME OF THE NEVER OLYMPICS
[ Seven new powerful expressions of significant and distinctive cultural importance each Monday, courtesy of the Meme Generator. Enter yours today! ]

JANUARY 25th, 2010


DRIVE DRUNK AND SPLATTER A CHILD / NO JAIL TIME
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Sunday

JANUARY 24th, 2010


BLAME BOREDOM FOR MULTIPLE CRIMES / NO JAIL TIME
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