FEBRUARY 12th, 2011

PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE / IS BEING SHOWN TWICE THIS MONTH
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3. And, yes, one of those showings is tonight. ]

FEBRUARY 11th, 2011

WINNIPEG CAN'T STOP US / NO ONE CAN STOP US
[ Citation. Related: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. An Actual Quote; occasionally Chief Terry Nelson just decides to talk like a cartoon supervillain. ]

FEBRUARY 10th, 2011

I'M NOT SUPPORTING ANY CAUSE OF YOURS

UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW APOSTROPHES WORK
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

FEBRUARY 9th, 2011

LUCK IN WINNIPEG IS STABBING THREE GUYS

AND HAVING NONE OF THEM TALK TO POLICE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

FEBRUARY 8th, 2011

THE GOLDEYES LOGO GREW MASSIVE ARMS

NOW OUR RIVERS WILL GIVE KIDS NIGHTMARES
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3. Imagine that thing jumping out of the water onto land, and then running on its arms like a gorilla. Towards you. Fun, right?]

FEBRUARY 7th, 2011

BEDBUG PROBLEM? WE DON'T HAVE A BEDB--

--HOLY CRAP THEY'RE HANDING OUT SUITS
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

FEBRUARY 7th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Time again for a little segment we like to call Reader Submissions: ]
RED = POSSE KNOW YOUR WINNIPEG COLOURS

ANNOUNCE 2014 GREY CUP HOST CITY / FORGET TO ASK CFL

IT'S ABOVE ZERO / OPEN EVERY BUS WINDOW AND SHIVER

SOME CHICK FLIRTS WITH TOO MANY GUYS / MURDER HAPPENS

FREEZING RAIN / IN FEBRUARY

ANOTHER INCH OF SNOW? / OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO FLOOD!

BLACK & WHITE WITH YANKEES HAT = WARRIORS;

WINNIPEG / IT IS WHAT IT IS
[ Reader Submissions appear each week via the unpredictably-formatting Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

FEBRUARY 6th, 2011

THIS IS THE CITY'S WORST GUN VIOLENCE

SINCE ALMOST FOUR MONTHS AGO
[ Citation. ]