JULY 31st, 2010

I'M NOT / REALLY HERE
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JULY 30th, 2010

I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A B-- / WAIT, WE'RE STUCK
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

JULY 29th, 2010

ONE HUNDRED AND TWO VEHICLE INSPECTIONS / THREE PASSES
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

JULY 28th, 2010

OUR WATER / IS GREEN
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

JULY 27th, 2010

TWO-AND-A-HALF-HOUR 911 RESPONSE TIME / CONTEMPLATE VIGILANTISM
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JULY 26th, 2010

COSTS EXTRA TO DRINK AT A CLASSY JOINT LIKE

TEDDY'S LAUNDROMAT AND CONVENIENCE STORE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JULY 26th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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CONSTRUCTION IN THE EXCHANGE / ACT LIKE FRINGE IS RUINED

OUR POET LAUREATE / IS A PANHANDLER

"DON'T BUILD BEER SNAKES" / TOO OFTEN CONSIDERED SARCASM

NOTHING SURVIVES / THE RED RIVER

ALL OUT OF IDEAS TO GET THE JETS BACK / QUICK! CALL 9-1-1!!!!!!

PROPORTIONATELY MORE SINGLE MEN / FOR A REASON

FREE NIP COUPON / FRONT PAGE NEWS
[ Monday means Reader Submissions, each and every week, brought up through the farm system at the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JULY 25th, 2010

DAMAGE / FOR THE SAKE OF DAMAGE
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