JANUARY 22nd, 2011

GO DRIVING / HIT THE MAYOR
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JANUARY 21st, 2011

A SEXUAL ASSAULT IN A DOWNTOWN SKYWALK

IN A SHOPPING CENTRE, IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 20th, 2011

RUN AROUND TRACK AT ASSINIBOIA DOWNS

COMMUNICATE ONLY BY NEIGHING
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JANUARY 19th, 2011

WRITE ANYTHING AT ALL IN THE FREE PRESS

AND YOU ARE TROLLING VIC TOEWS BY DEFAULT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

JANUARY 18th, 2011

ENJOY YOUR PROBATION WITH YOUR CHILDREN

STAB A DRIVER WHILE YOU'RE OUT WALKING
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

JANUARY 17th, 2011

BEATEN TO DEATH IN THE BACKYARD / APPARENTLY FOR NO REASON
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

JANUARY 17th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Gracious as always, this week's Reader Submissions: ]
ANYWAY CONSTRUCTION AND DON'T RESUME UNTIL THE SNOW MELTS.

NO PERMIT? NO PROBLEM! / BOYD BUILDING SIGN

COLORADO LOW COMING IN. / BLOCK 2 LANES ON A ROAD FOR

POWER HALF THE CONTINENT WITH MB HYDRO / POWER CUTS OUT TWICE A WEEK

SYNTHETIC ICE / GOD, WE'RE DUMB

WANT YOUR CAR STOLEN? / IT'S MANITOBA TIME

BUT BUT BUT BUT / BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CREATIVE

GO FOR A WALK / GET KILLED BY A SNOWMOBILE
[ Reader Submissions something something the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JANUARY 16th, 2011

PORTAGE IS FOR PEOPLE / PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOUUUUUUU
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