JANUARY 29th, 2011

CAN'T SMOKE NEAR WINNIPEG FIELDS

HAVE TO DRIVE TO STEINBACH SCHOOLS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

JANUARY 28th, 2011

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE;

FURTHERMORE, NO HAIR, NO JOB
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 27th, 2011

CAN'T AFFORD TO FUND ANTI-GANG PROGRAMS

BUT OUR POLICING BUDGET IS BOTTOMLESS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

JANUARY 26th, 2011

CAN'T RUN THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS / TOO MOIST
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JANUARY 25th, 2011

COMPLETE GOVERNMENT CAPITULATION

YEAH, THAT OUGHT TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

JANUARY 24th, 2011

ON PACE FOR 105 GROW-OP BUSTS THIS YEAR

EXPECT WIDESPREAD PRICE HIKE COMPLAINTS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JANUARY 24th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ You had your fingers crossed, you stuck it to this week's Reader Submissions: ]


CARBON MONOXIDE / A DEADLY THREAT FROM CARS, TRUCKS AND DAYCARE CENTRES ALIKE!

LEARN YOUR NATION'S HISTORY. / READ THE STREET NAMES.

INNOCENCE / THAT'S ALL YOU EVER PLEADED

GLENDALE / WE HATE 'EM

PEOPLE DRIVE 20KM/H UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT... / ...BETTER REMIND THEM TO ''JUST SLOW DOWN''.

DAKOTA, DUNKIRK, OSBORNE, COLONY, BALMORAL, ISABEL, SALTER / WHAT DO I WIN?

MOOSE GAME ON CBC / STILL DIDN'T WATCH IT
[ Reader Submissions know that they double-crossed the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator; just how much can it endure? ]

JANUARY 23rd, 2011

HIT -35°C / LOSE POWER
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]