OCTOBER 9th, 2010

WORKING WITH YOUR GARAGE DOOR OPEN / YEAH, YOU'RE GETTING ROBBED
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

OCTOBER 8th, 2010

BACK-ALLEY GARBAGE-BAG TAX SERVICES INC. / MAY NOT HAVE BEEN YOUR BEST CHOICE
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

OCTOBER 7th, 2010

SCHEDULING STAFF FOR SWIMMING LESSONS / TURNS OUT TO BE IMPOSSIBLY DIFFICULT
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

OCTOBER 6th, 2010

WHEN THE DEVIL WALKS THE EARTH / HE WILL STEAL YOUR CIGARETTES
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

OCTOBER 5th, 2010

ONE YEAR LEFT / TO MAKE (SELINGER / MCFADYEN / GERRARD) SEEM LIKABLE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

OCTOBER 4th, 2010

WHAT, VOTE FOR WASYLYCIA-LEIS? / CAN'T YOU SEE THAT LADY IS A WOMAN?
[ Citation. No, seriously, Citation. ]

OCTOBER 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ It's Monday, there are Reader Submissions, I presume you are familiar with the process: ]


OXYCONTIN ADDICTS / RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US

GUY TAKING A PISS IN PORTAGE STAIRWELL / PROBLEM?

THE DUDE IN THE BEST SLEEP CENTRE COMMERCIALS / KNOWS HIS SHIT

WINNIPEG / IS BORING

WINNIPEG'S SPORTS TEAMS / CHAMPIONSHIP FREE SINCE 1994

BAAACK / DOOOR!!!11 [sic]

CIVIC ELECTION / AUGH NOBODY FUCKING CARES
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OCTOBER 3rd, 2010

TELL US AGAIN HOW OUR TERRIBLE TEAM / IS THE BEST TERRIBLE TEAM EVER ASSEMBLED
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and then of course 8-9-10-11 ]