Saturday

FEBRUARY 13th, 2010


BUM A SMOKE / STAB A MINOR
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Friday

FEBRUARY 12th, 2010

WE SAID WE'RE SORRY AND GAVE HER A JACKET

THAT MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY
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Thursday

FEBRUARY 11th, 2010


BREAK INTO VEHICLE, GET FREE OLYMPIC GEAR / DO YOU BELIEVE?
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Wednesday

FEBRUARY 10th, 2010


GO DOWN THE RIVER SKATING TRAIL / ON A BICYCLE

Tuesday

FEBRUARY 9th, 2010


ALL OF OUR HEROES ARE TRAGIC OR DEAD / WELCOME TO WINNIPEG

Monday

FEBRUARY 8th, Part II -- Seven Driver Submissions

[ The rules of the road, as handed down from the Meme Generator: ]
LET IT SNOW! / FORGET HOW TO DRIVE

DRIVE 20 KPH OVER THE LIMIT / GET TO THE NEXT RED LIGHT FIRST

ICY ROADS / BETTER SPEED UP

DON'T LET ANYONE INTO YOUR LANE, EVER

THAT'S HOW YOU LOSE THE RACE

WINTER TIRES? / ONLY FOR PUSSIES.

GET DRUNK AND DRIVE YOUR TRUCK INTO A BUS

YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY / EVERY TIME
[ Seven helpful everyday tips, each Monday, courtesy of the Meme Generator. ]
SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU

FEBRUARY 8th, 2010

'HOMELESS HERO' BEATEN AND STABBED

MUST BE HIS ARCHNEMESIS, HOMELESS VILLAIN
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Sunday

FEBRUARY 7th, 2010


A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT A HOMICIDE / HOLY SHIT ALERT THE MEDIA
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