SEPTEMBER 25th, 2010

OUR TWO MAJOR LOCAL TELEVISION STATIONS

FUSS AND FEUD LIKE SITCOM CHARACTERS
[ CBC Manitoba and CTV Winnipeg are both holding open house events today, at pretty much the same time, scheduled directly against each other. Hilarity ensues! ]

SEPTEMBER 24th, 2010

FLIN FLON / FLINNNN FLONNNN?
[ Citation. ]

SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2010

A POLICE OFFICER IS TRYING TO ARREST YOU / GNAW ON HIM
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

SEPTEMBER 22nd, 2010

CAN'T AFFORD GUNS OR KNIVES / USE BEAR SPRAY AND A ROCK
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

SEPTEMBER 21st, 2010

I THINK THE AVERAGE I.Q. / HAS BEEN LESS WITH EVERY COUNCIL
[ Citation; an Actual Quote. ]

SEPTEMBER 20th, 2010

NOTHING BUILDS PUBLIC CONFIDENCE / LIKE LOSING ANOTHER TASER CARTRIDGE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

SEPTEMBER 20th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ I kept the camera running. They were beautiful, these "Reader Submissions in the Mist": ]


KEYSTONE / IS THE NEW LUCKY LAGER

CAR TOTALLED / HIT A DEER

NEED A JOB? / IPSOS IS HIRING

BIGGER, BETTER / NIPS

IN WINNIPEG / EVEN THE DOGS TRY TO HANG THEMSELVES

YOU DATED WHO? / SO HAVE I (slash) WE

HIGHER TAXES! / RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
[ Reader Submissions every Monday, by special delivery, from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

SEPTEMBER 19th, 2010

YOU ONLY HAVE ELEVEN DAYS LEFT / TO NAME A GIANT FRIGGING BANANA
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 (PDF) ]