AUGUST 31st, 2013

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MAY 22nd, 2013

[ Citation. If crowdsourcing a song to complain about the Winnipeg commute isn't a viable use of taxpayer dollars, I don't know what is. ]

MARCH 12th, 2013

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AUGUST 5th, 2012

[ Citation. Folklorama runs today through August 18th. ]

JULY 2nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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DRUNK BY 1:00 PM / ''HAPPY CANADA DAY!'' ''IT'S CANADA DAY?''

IT'S TIME FOR ASSINIBOINE PARK / TO NOT PLAY SONGS IN SYNC WITH THE FIREWORKS AGAIN

COMPLAIN ABOUT POTHOLES / COMPLAIN ABOUT CONSTRUCTION

TRUE / NORTH

MOAR [sic] PAINT CANS FILLED WITH ROCKS! / JUST DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT

SOON THERE WILL BE ONE MORE GUY YOU KNOW / WHO LIVES IN CALGARY

FORCED UNIONIZATION / IT'S A MANITOBA THING
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JUNE 30th, 2012

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MAY 2nd, 2012

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JANUARY 18th, 2012

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SEPTEMBER 28th, 2011

[ Citation. Sabaton play The Zoo with Evergrey, Powerglove, Blackguard, and The Absence tonight. ]

AUGUST 26th, 2011

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AUGUST 22nd, 2011

[ Citation, which might end up in your head all day. ]

JULY 30th, 2011

[ Citation. The Folklorama Kick-Off runs from 4:00 to 10:00 PM tonight on the Scotiabank Stage at The Forks; the festival itself begins tomorrow. ]

MAY 8th, 2011

[ Citation. Happy Mother's Day! ]

APRIL 25th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

ALWAYS WELCOME AT CHURCHILL
[ This week's Reader Submissions are hung over and trying to remember where all the eggs were hidden: ]
AND HE'S FROM RUSSIA

WINNIPEG, WINNIPEG / WONDERFUL WINNIPEG

BRING BACK THE NHL / TO SHUT EVERYONE UP ALREADY!!!

BRYZGALOV DISLIKES WINNIPEG BECAUSE IT'S TOO COLD

ENTIRE ENTERTAINMENT BUDGET / SPENT ON SOCIAL TICKETS

GET EXPELLED FROM 3 SEPERATE SEPARATE SCHOOLS

SITTING IN BUS SHACK DOWNTOWN

RIVER CRESTS EXPECTED EARLY MAY / RELEASE THE KRAKEN
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HOBO TELLS YOU JOKES ABOUT DUCKS AND PENISES

APRIL 16th, 2011

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MARCH 27th, 2011

TAKE ANOTHER LOOK / IT'S MANITOBA
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MARCH 10th, 2011

CLIMB ABOOOOARD / AND TAKE A BUS
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JANUARY 31st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Memory will rust and erode into Reader Submissions: ]
ROAD CONSTRUCTION WITH ENTIRE WORLD BITCH ABOUT WEATHER

GIVE YOUR HEAD / A SHAKE

TEMPURATURE TEMPERATURE RISES TO 3 / GET OUT SHORTS

KNOW THE FOUR SEASONS / ALMOST WINTER, WINTER, STILL WINTER

HOLD DOOR OPEN / GET SNEERED AT

MY CITY'S STILL BREATHING / BUT BARELY, IT'S TRUE

JOIN TWITTER, GAIN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY TO COMMUNICATE

ALL AGES SHOW? / GO TO CHURCH
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JANUARY 24th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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CARBON MONOXIDE / A DEADLY THREAT FROM CARS, TRUCKS AND DAYCARE CENTRES ALIKE!

LEARN YOUR NATION'S HISTORY. / READ THE STREET NAMES.

INNOCENCE / THAT'S ALL YOU EVER PLEADED

GLENDALE / WE HATE 'EM

PEOPLE DRIVE 20KM/H UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT... / ...BETTER REMIND THEM TO ''JUST SLOW DOWN''.

DAKOTA, DUNKIRK, OSBORNE, COLONY, BALMORAL, ISABEL, SALTER / WHAT DO I WIN?

MOOSE GAME ON CBC / STILL DIDN'T WATCH IT
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DECEMBER 15th, 2010

YOU SAY "PO-TAY-TO" AND I SAY "PO-TAH-TO" / YOU SAY "CANTALOUPE" AND I SAY "DEATHTRAP"
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