OCTOBER 10th, 2013

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JANUARY 14th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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LOCAL NOSTALGIA IS ALWAYS BITTERSWEET / WAIT -- THE PADDLEWHEEL WAS STILL OPEN?

ANDREW LADD CAN PHOTOSHOP / THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

ALL THE SURFACE PARKING LOTS IN THE WORLD / STILL HAVE TO PAY THE CAT TAX

NEED MONEY? / LICENSE ME

CITY COMMITTEE VOTES TO MAKE CONTRACTS MORE TRANSPARENT

SOOO... TRANSPARENT IN THE FIRST PLACE, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

GOTTA SHOVEL ALL THE SNOW FROM THIS BLIZZARD / BETTER SUMMON UP SOME SPIRITED ENERGY

''I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WARM IT'S BEEN!'' / FUCK, JINXED IT
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NOVEMBER 30th, 2010

POINTING GUNS AND BRANDISHING SHOVELS / IS CONSIDERED LOCAL PEDESTRIAN ETIQUETTE
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MARCH 30th, 2010

KNIVES ARE THROWN ONLY IN EMERGENCIES

WHEN THE TARGET GETS OUT OF SHOVEL RANGE

FEBRUARY 22nd, 2010

FAMILY MEMBER RUINS YOUR HOUSE PARTY / BEAT HIM WITH SHOVEL
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JANUARY 18th, Part II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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HEROIN ADDICTS? / WE'RE A BIG CITY NOW

MOVE TO WOLSELEY / STOP USING SHAMPOO

TIRED OF STABBING? / HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL INSTEAD

ATLEAST [sic] AT LEAST WE'VE GOT / SPEED SKATERS

ENJOY THE LOCAL COLOUR / IT'S KIND OF A POOPY BROWN

I HATE THE WAY THINGS ARE / BUT I HATE CHANGE MORE

22ND MOST ATTRACTIVE CITY / IN CANADA
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JANUARY 14th, 2010

EASY SOLUTION TO ANY PROBLEM / BEAT IT WITH A SHOVEL

JANUARY 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Advice for the new year, from the Meme Generator: ]
CONTINUE TO BUY BOOKS ONLINE

FIND PARTY IN YOUR SUITE / HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL

FEEL SAD THAT LOCAL BOOKSTORE IS CLOSING

REMEMBER BEEP! / IMPORT A CASELOAD FROM NOVA SCOTIA

WHEN YOUR SHAW PROMO EXPIRES / SWITCH TO MTS

SLING MUD ON THE INTERNETS / HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY

PUT YOUR NAME ON A PARKING METER METRE [sic] / LIVE FOREVER

GRADUATE / GET OUT
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