Winnipeg Cat: 08/18/2013

Saturday

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO CITE YOUR WORK / QUOTING THE GUY FROM THAT VIN DIESEL FLICK

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DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ATTEMPTED ROBBERY / DUDE, STOP, YOU'RE MAKING THIS WEIRD

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NEVER LET LANGUAGE LIKE ''SAFE'' OR ''NO-HIT'' / DISSUADE YOU FROM PUNCHING STRANGERS

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KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANY STOLEN GOODS / IN THIS CASE, THREE HUNDRED STOLEN LOGS

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THE HOMELESS WANT SHELTER AND SAFETY? / BETTER SEND POLICE TO CHASE 'EM OFF

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HEY. PSSST. HEY, YOU. YEAH, YOU, C'MERE. / YOU, UH... YOU WANNA BUY A FIRE HALL?

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