Tuesday

JANUARY 5th, 2010


WHERE 'X' EQUALS GST CHEQUE / BEER BUDGET IS 'X' MINUS SMOKES
[ The GST/HST credit goes out today. ]

Monday

JANUARY 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Advice for the new year, from the Meme Generator: ]
CONTINUE TO BUY BOOKS ONLINE

FIND PARTY IN YOUR SUITE / HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL

FEEL SAD THAT LOCAL BOOKSTORE IS CLOSING

REMEMBER BEEP! / IMPORT A CASELOAD FROM NOVA SCOTIA

WHEN YOUR SHAW PROMO EXPIRES / SWITCH TO MTS

SLING MUD ON THE INTERNETS / HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY

PUT YOUR NAME ON A PARKING METER METRE [sic] / LIVE FOREVER

GRADUATE / GET OUT
[ Seven favourites from the submissions pool, a new set every Monday. Give the Generator a spin! ]

JANUARY 4th, 2010

TRANSFER EXPIRES IN THIRTY MINUTES

NEXT BUS COMES IN FORTY-FIVE

Sunday

JANUARY 3rd, 2010


DISRESPECT ME IN A TEXT MESSAGE / I STAB YOU IN REAL LIFE
[ Citation. ]

Saturday

JANUARY 2nd, 2010


THREE PEOPLE STABBED / MUST BE NEW YEAR'S

Friday

JANUARY 1st, 2010


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: / DON'T GET MURDERED
[ Happy New Year! ]