Thursday

MARCH 11th, 2010

"TUBERCULOSIS" IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD

WE PREFER TO CALL IT "SPIRITED ENERGY"
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Wednesday

MARCH 10th, 2010


MANITOBA HOMECOMING 2010: / OUR GANG WARFARE IS WORLD-CLASS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

Tuesday

MARCH 9th, 2010


CARJACK PEOPLE / BUY GROCERIES
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Monday

MARCH 8th, 2010

VISIT "ALIVE IN THE DISTRICT"

VERY NEARLY GET KILLED IN THE DISTRICT
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

MARCH 8th, PART II -- Seven Fashionable Submissions

ACCUSINGLY FOR DRESSING ''WRONG.''
[ Commemorating the launch of Winnipeg's SANDBOX Magazine, here are seven haute couture submissions saved from the Meme Generator before it redesigned its site and deleted everything: ]
WIN FREE T-SHIRT AT SOCIAL / WEAR IT EVERY DAY

SWEAT PANTS AND SNOWMOBILE RACING JACKET / ACCEPTABLE DAILY ATTIRE

SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY IN CALGARY AND MINNEAPOLIS / COMPLAIN

ABOUT LACK OF GOOD STORES HERE

WEAR PLAID / EVERYDAY [sic] EVERY DAY

LIVE IN ST [sic] JAMES / GLARE AT OTHER PEOPLE

GO TO AMERICAN APPAREL / BUY A PURPLE HOODIE

IT'S MINUS 15 / SKIRT WEATHER
[ Seven Reader Submissions every Monday, assuming there'll be any, from the new-look Meme Generator. Come help repopulate the archives! ]

Sunday

MARCH 7th, 2010


BUS DOORS DON'T OPEN / MASH FURIOUSLY ON YELLOW STRIPS