JANUARY 13th, 2011

59 CRIMINAL CHARGES AND $125K IN DAMAGES

FOR THE STREET CRED OF LINDEN WOODS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JANUARY 12th, 2011

PANHANDLERS IN ORANGE SAFETY VESTS

EMBRACE THIS FULLY FOR IT IS THE FUTURE
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JANUARY 11th, 2011

AVERAGE HOUSE PRICE HITS RECORD $252,000

JUST OVER ONE-THIRD VANCOUVER'S AVERAGE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Full marks to Global Winnipeg for its fascinating introduction. ]

JANUARY 10th, 2011

NORMALLY WE DESTROY BUILDINGS FOR PARKING

DOING IT FOR BEER IS ACTUALLY A STEP UP
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JANUARY 10th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Gracious as always, this week's Reader Submissions: ]


GO SHOPPING / GET PEPPER SPRAYED

RIDE BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK / 365 DAYS A YEAR

FIRST MURDER: JANUARY 6 / WHO'S AFRAID OF THE NORTH END?

8:00 AM / PITCH BLACK

WIPE SNOW OFF OF REAR WINDOW BEFORE DRIVING / WHY BOTHER?!

BOOOOO WINNIPEG CAT / BOOOO YOU ARE A BAD MEME BOOOOOOO

FABRICLAND / IS NOT CLOSING
[ Reader Submissions are plucked every Monday from the continually giving tree of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JANUARY 9th, 2011

WHERE X EQUALS DRIVERS PULLED OVER / [X ÷ 4] ± 2% HAVE BEEN DRINKING
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]