Winnipeg Cat

Monday

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BLOOD STAINS SMEARED ALL ACROSS BUILDING / ''SUSPECTED HOMICIDE''

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

SANTA IS SPONSORED BY A CROWN CORPORATION / IT DOESN'T GET MORE MANITOBAN THAN THAT

[ The Winnipeg Santa Claus Parade starts at 5:00 PM this evening. ]

AUGUST 14 / WINNIPEG, SK

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. An Actual Quote. (Last year, mind you, Winnipeg was in Ontario.) ]

WE'D SAID ''GUARANTEED MAXIMUM PRICE'', SURE / BUT WE DIDN'T THINK YOU'D TAKE IT LITERALLY

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

WE'LL BALANCE THAT BUDGET ANY YEAR NOW / BUT FIRST, A WHOLE SHIT-TON OF SPENDING

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. (Sorry, Brandon.) ]