Winnipeg Cat

Thursday

IF YOU START DIGGING YOUR CAR OUT NOW / MAYBE YOU'LL ONLY BE A LITTLE LATE FOR WORK

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AQUA BOOKS / REMAINS DEAD

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COUPLE OF REALLY UGLY BLOCKS ON THIS ROUTE / LET'S BUILD A SEVEN-MILLION-DOLLAR FENCE

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ENTIRE CITY CAUGHT WILDLY UNPREPARED / BY SNOW HALFWAY THROUGH NOVEMBER

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BLOOD STAINS SMEARED ALL ACROSS BUILDING / ''SUSPECTED HOMICIDE''

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