JULY 10th, 2010

WE CAN REBUILD THE BEER CUP SNAKE

WE CAN MAKE IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER
[ Citation. ]

JULY 9th, 2010

LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HAD A STROKE / THAT'LL BE ABOUT A FIVE-HOUR WAIT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JULY 8th, 2010

SUNDAYS ARE FOR STABBINGS / TUESDAYS ARE FOR ARMED ROBBERIES
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4. Bonus coverage, an Actual Quote: ]
IT SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN / A STABBING NIGHT OVERALL

JULY 7th, 2010

DRINK ENOUGH BEER AT THE BOMBER GAME

TO CHAIN CUPS ACROSS THE WHOLE SECTION
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JULY 6th, 2010

RANDOM ATTACKS HAVE KILLED TWO PEOPLE

AT THE SAME BUS STOP WITHIN EIGHT MONTHS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Seriously, stay away from the bus shelter near Main and Euclid. ]

JULY 5th, 2010

A SEVERED HUMAN HEAD FLOATING IN THE RIVER

ISN'T EVEN A SURPRISE AROUND HERE ANY MORE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]