Winnipeg Cat

Saturday

NO LIQUOR AT EARLS ON MAIN TODAY / PREPARE YOUR MOST ELABORATE TANTRUM
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STEAL A HOUSE PARTY'S AIR CONDITIONER / GET STABBED
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EAT PAVILION FOOD AT FOLKLORAMA / ENJOY YOUR OLD-WORLD E. COLI
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I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS

BUT A GUY GOT STABBED AT THE WOODBINE
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DRIVIN' AROUND FIRING SHOTGUNS AT HOUSES

YES, SIR, TEENAGE YEARS WELL SPENT
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THE DAMAGE WAS CAUSED WHEN HE WAS BLEEDING

AND RAMPAGING AROUND INSIDE THE HOUSE
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