Saturday

DECEMBER 19th, 2009


GET SHITFACED AT SOCIAL / DO BOOT SCOOTIN' BOOGIE

Friday

DECEMBER 18th, 2009

CAN'T SPELL "WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS COACH"

WITHOUT "CREEP ABUSING WOMEN"

Thursday

DECEMBER 17th, 2009

DISTRACT POLICE ARRIVING ARREST YOU DELIVERING BABY DIDN'T REALIZE WERE

PREGNANT WITH THEN LEAVING DROWN TOILET BENEATH / CHRISTMAS IN WINNIPEG

Wednesday

DECEMBER 16th. 2009


STAY ALERT / STAY SAFE

Tuesday

DECEMBER 15th, 2009


THOUSAND DOLLAR RIMS / FIFTY DOLLAR WINTER TIRES

Monday

DECEMBER 14th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ From the Meme Generator: ]


BUS DEPOT / BUT NO BUS

BECOME E.R. NURSE / GET PUNCHED

I KNOW EVERYONE / WITHIN THREE DEGREES OF SEPARATION

SHOOT PUPPY WITH PAINTBALLS / FEEL LIKE BIG MAN

ANSWER THE PHONE / WIN A CRUISE

ONE GREAT CITY / NOT IN THE TOP TEN, BUT STILL OKAY

BTO REUNION TOUR / JESUS CHRIST
[ Seven favourites from the submissions pool will be posted every Monday. Watch for yours! ]

DECEMBER 14th, 2009

LIST CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE

NINE MONTHS BEFORE CITY VOTES TO SELL IT

Sunday

DECEMBER 13th, 2009


CAN'T DRIVE STANDARD / CARJACKING FOILED