JANUARY 1st, 2011

TRANSIT RATES ARE UP ANOTHER FIVE CENTS / HAPPY NEW YEAR
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DECEMBER 31st, 2010

COLD TEMPERATURES IMPROVE FIREWORKS? / GUESS THESE'LL BE THE BEST FIREWORKS EVER
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DECEMBER 30th, 2010

WHY WAIT ON YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS? / YOU CAN START ROBBING PHARMACIES TODAY
[ Citations: 1 (PDF), 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Note this point from the coverage, an Actual Quote: ]

DECEMBER 29th, 2010

OKAY, ACT SURPRISED WHEN I TELL YOU THIS / OUR POLICE LOST A TASER CARTRIDGE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4. ]

DECEMBER 28th, 2010

SURELY WE SHALL DOMINATE THE RATINGS / ONCE WE PROMISE THE PUBLIC ROD STEWART
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, and... really, guys? Really? ]

DECEMBER 27th, 2010

ANSWER DOOR / GET STABBED
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DECEMBER 27th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The final Reader Submissions segment of 2010, strange as that may seem: ]


GET CRAP FOR CHRISTMAS? / LIST IT ON KIJIJI WITHIN MINUTES

UP TO MINUS TEN / MUST BE SNOWSTORMS COMING

STARLIGHT TOUR / WAS A LIE

SET UP SHOP ON SELKIRK AVENUE / GET STABBED!

WINNIPEG / HANDOUTS ARE HOW SHIT GETS DONE AROUND HERE .. WHO WANTS A MILLION

BOXING DAY SALES / LINE UP IN COLD FOR DEALS THAT WERE ON INTERNET 2 DAYS AGO

GO TO CHRISTMAS PARTY / GET STABBED
[ Reader Submissions from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator will continue to feature well into the next year and beyond. Don't drink too much on New Year's! (Ah, who are we kidding.) ]

DECEMBER 26th, 2010

CHRISTMAS WE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE / BUT BOXING DAY IS SACRED HERE
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]