APRIL 24th, 2010

POLICE HANDCUFF AND DETAIN SUSPECT

HE STEALS THE POLICE CAR ANYWAY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

APRIL 23rd, 2010

DISCARDED NEEDLES AT HIGGINS AND MAIN / REPORTED AS NEWS
[ Citation. ]

APRIL 22nd, 2010

OUR PROBATION OFFICERS / ROUTINELY IGNORE VIOLATIONS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

APRIL 21st, 2010

ASSINIBOINE PARK

DRIVE FOR HALF AN HOUR TO COME TAKE A WALK

APRIL 20th, 2010

OUR ZOO HAD THREE BEARS / NOW IT HAS TWO
[ Citation. ]

APRIL 19th, 2010

"MANITOBA HOUSING" / IS PROVINCIAL SLANG FOR "HOMICIDE SCENE"
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4; also, 5 ]

APRIL 19th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Seven reader submissions, now with 14% more gender-neutrality, courtesy of the new-new-new-look Meme Generator: ]


NICE WEATHER / 200% INCREASE IN OSBORNE PANHANDLERS

IT'S ONLY +2 / BUT I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL

THE GUESS WHO SUCK / THE JETS WERE LOUSY ANYWAYS

WHITE PEOPLE / WHO TALK NATIVE

ATTEMPT ROBBERY / GET SHOT

UNDOMED STADIUM: PUBLIC OUTCRY / RANDOM STABBINGS: SEE PAGE 6

VOTE SAM KATZ / CRIME INCREASES
[ Seven new Reader Submissions each and every Monday, posted and presented via the Meme Generator. Thrill to it! ]

APRIL 18th, 2010

TERROR WITH NAPALM / I WANT Y'ALL TO STAY CALM
[ Del the Funky Homosapien plays the Pyramid Cabaret tonight. ]