SUBMISSIONS CONSISTENTLY UNACCEPTABLE [ It's that time again! No, not winter, Reader Submissions: ] NOW I CAN ALMOST AFFORD MY NEXT MPI PAYMENT! WINNIPEG: / POTHOLE OBSTACLE COURSE NO LONGER ACCEPT COMMENTS ON THIS STORY PRIME MINISTER COMES TO TOWN / AND CREEPS ON A 10 YEAR OLD IGGY / LOVES HOT DOGS GOT A PROBLEM IN WINNIPEG? / JUST ADD HELICOPTER AND STIR! OH BOY, MPI REBATE! EVEN OUR MAYOR / WON'T GET MARRIED HERE [ Reader Submissions are the name of the game every Monday, courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]