Saturday

SEPTEMBER 29th, 2012



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Friday

SEPTEMBER 28th, 2012



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Wednesday

Monday

SEPTEMBER 24th, 2012



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SEPTEMBER 24th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

STILL NO SIGN OF THE BICYCLE KILLER
[ Superman never made any money, saving the world from Reader Submissions: ]
PLAN FUNERAL AND DINNER / ALL IN ONE STRIP

BOMBERS WIN, SEE THEIR OWN SHADOW / ANOTHER SIX WEEKS UNTIL ARMAGEDDON

DEAD-TREE NEWSPAPER LAYS OFF YOUNG, INTERNET-SAVVY EMPLOYEES

THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG

NOW THAT'S / A BIG IKEA

HEY, LOOK, AN ALTRUISTIC BUS DRIVER! / AND THEN SOMEHOW

THREE VIOLENT INCIDENTS WITHIN THREE BLOCKS AND THIRTEEN HOURS OF EACH OTHER

ANY CHANGE IN WEATHER / WINNIPEG KRYPTONITE
[ Reader Submissions are given out like bus driver shoes every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
IT'S SAM KATZ ON CBS MORNING NEWS, WTF

Sunday