STILL NO SIGN OF THE BICYCLE KILLER [ Superman never made any money, saving the world from Reader Submissions: ]
PLAN FUNERAL AND DINNER / ALL IN ONE STRIP
BOMBERS WIN, SEE THEIR OWN SHADOW / ANOTHER SIX WEEKS UNTIL ARMAGEDDON
DEAD-TREE NEWSPAPER LAYS OFF YOUNG, INTERNET-SAVVY EMPLOYEES
THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG
NOW THAT'S / A BIG IKEA
HEY, LOOK, AN ALTRUISTIC BUS DRIVER! / AND THEN SOMEHOW
THREE VIOLENT INCIDENTS WITHIN THREE BLOCKS AND THIRTEEN HOURS OF EACH OTHER
ANY CHANGE IN WEATHER / WINNIPEG KRYPTONITE [ Reader Submissions are given out like bus driver shoes every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
IT'S SAM KATZ ON CBS MORNING NEWS, WTF