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SCREAMING YOUR HEAD OFF AT KIDS PLAYING MINOR HOCKEY / MANITOBA BOLD
BRACE YOURSELVES / THE BEARDS ARE COMING
STABBED IN NORTH END, WALK ALL THE WAY TO ELLICE FOR HELP / SPIRITED ENERGY!
BRYZGALOV / WAS RIGHT
'RON DE JEREMY' PULLED FROM SHELVES / BIG GAP NEXT TO THE 'KINKY'
YOUR MP MAY WORK DILIGENTLY ON ADDRESSING PROBLEMS
FACING CONSTITUENTS IN HIS RIDING / MINE FIGHTS ZOMBIES
BUYER BEWARE / OF SHOTGUNS [ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, holiday or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]