Saturday

MARCH 20th, 2010

VOW REHABILITATION IN LENGTHY LETTER

THEN REOFFEND IMMEDIATELY
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Friday

MARCH 19th, 2010

THE ONLY TRUSTWORTHY WEATHER FORECASTS

ARE RED OR BLUE WITH GREEN BORDERS
[ Citation. ]

Thursday

MARCH 18th, 2010

MUGGINGS, BEATINGS, SHOOTINGS, STABBINGS, SEXUAL ASSAULTS

AND THAT'S JUST IN OUR BUS SHELTERS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Wednesday

MARCH 17th, 2010


FOIL AUTO THEFT / EAT SHOTGUN
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Tuesday

MARCH 16th, 2010


JUBILEE AVENUE / SEVEN-BLOCK WALK, TWENTY MINUTE DRIVE

Monday

MARCH 15th, 2010


DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME / CONFUSES SASKATCHEWAN
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

MARCH 15th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The system works! Seven new reader submissions from the revised, sluggishly-loading Meme Generator: ]
ICE CUTTING MACHINES / ARE MORE USEFUL

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER

''DROP YOUR WEAPON!'' / TOO OFTEN IS TAKEN AS SARCASM

CAN'T KEEP YOUR BUDGET ON TRACK / SUE EVERYONE

SLOW NEWS DAY / WRITE ABOUT HOW GREAT PIGEONS ARE

FLYING PIZZA / FLYING BULLETS

GARBAGE BINS / MOST HEATED DEBATE IN WINNIPEG HISTORY

AHHH LOOK! / IT'S A CAT!
[ Seven Reader Submissions every Monday, assuming there are any, from the latest incarnation of the Meme Generator. Give it a whirl! ]

Sunday

MARCH 14th, 2010

BURTON CUMMINGS CAN SUCK IT

IT'S STILL THE WALKER THEATRE