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A CIVIC SURVIVAL GUIDE
JUBILEE AVENUE / SEVEN-BLOCK WALK, TWENTY MINUTE DRIVE
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ICE CUTTING MACHINES / ARE MORE USEFUL
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER
''DROP YOUR WEAPON!'' / TOO OFTEN IS TAKEN AS SARCASM
CAN'T KEEP YOUR BUDGET ON TRACK / SUE EVERYONE
SLOW NEWS DAY / WRITE ABOUT HOW GREAT PIGEONS ARE
FLYING PIZZA / FLYING BULLETS
GARBAGE BINS / MOST HEATED DEBATE IN WINNIPEG HISTORY
AHHH LOOK! / IT'S A CAT!
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