Winnipeg Cat: 05/26/2013

Saturday

THINK OF THE NATION'S WORST ARSON STATS / NOW DOUBLE 'EM

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. (This is not a new problem.) ]

PAPA GEORGE'S WILL NOT BE A TIM HORTONS / EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED

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WHAT KIND OF NANNY STATE DO WE LIVE IN / WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SNOWPLOW DRUNK

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LOVE ME, LOVE MY / SOLVENT ABUSE

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TIME TO UNWIND WITH A WINNIPEG WEEKEND / GET THE KNIVES

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[ The Meme Generator is out of order again -- we just can't have nice things -- but here are some Reader Submissions to tide everyone over: ]

[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator, whether it's running or not. ]

HERE COMES THAT ANNUAL SUMMER HEAT / NO, NOT THE WEATHER, OUR ARSON EPIDEMIC

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