FEBRUARY 27th, 2010

SELL YOUR BODILY FLUIDS ONLINE / FLAWLESS BUSINESS STRATEGY
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FEBRUARY 26th, 2010

OUR POLICE PRACTICE WHAT THEY PREACH

SPECIFICALLY, "DROP YOUR WEAPON" TASER
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FEBRUARY 25th, 2010

THE CLOSEST HIGH SCHOOL HAS A BAD REPUTATION

BETTER SEND THE KIDS TO CHURCHILL INSTEAD
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FEBRUARY 24th, 2010

POLL FINDS DOWNTOWN CONSIDERED UNSAFE / AND THIS IS NEWS
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FEBRUARY 23rd, 2010

SHUT UP, WHITEY, YOU DON'T GET TO TALK

WAIT NO I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK
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FEBRUARY 22nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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LIVE IN WINNIPEG / HATE SASKATCHEWAN

MANITOBA MAN WINS OLYMPIC GOLD / QUICK NAME A STREET AFTER HIM

HOIST A FLAG ON YOUR POWER WHEELCHAIR

BUILD RAPID TRANSIT / BUSES STOP RUNNING AT 1 AM ANYWAYS

DROP OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL / AGAIN

DON'T RECYCLE / JUST COMPLAIN THAT YOUR NEW BIN IS TOO SMALL

GET PREGNANT / NOW YOU'RE STUCK HERE

NOW YOU CAN DRIVE ON THE ROAD
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FEBRUARY 22nd, 2010

FAMILY MEMBER RUINS YOUR HOUSE PARTY / BEAT HIM WITH SHOVEL
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FEBRUARY 21st, 2010

YOU'RE SMOKING A CIGARETTE / NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CHANGE