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SAM KATZ'S FAVOURITE RECREATIONAL PASTIME: / SHELL GAMES
STILL CAN'T TELL YOU / WHAT THE 'OTHER' AREA CODE IS
IF YOU CAN'T STAB IT / LIGHT IT ON FIRE!
PLAYOFF / HUNT
HEY, THEY PUT THE TURF DOWN AT THE NEW STADIUM!
JUST IN TIME TO BURY THIS SEASON
CHEAP TAXES / AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND TEAR GAS
THIS MAYORAL TERM HAS BEEN / A DUDDY [ Reader Submissions appear every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]