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BEAVER ON MAIN STREET / WINNIPEG SATURDAY NIGHT
NESS AVENUE BRIDGE / WHY HASN'T IT EVER BEEN RAISED?
SEE PAVEMENT THROUGH SNOW / TIME FOR SHORT SHORTS
HOLD UP A HOTEL BAR / FOR BEER!
GO TO RIVERFRONT, MARVEL AT WATER LEVELS / EVERY YEAR.
HIT CHURCHILL DRIVE / TOSS MCDONALD'S TRASH OUT WINDOW
EATON'S BUILDING / SUCKED ANYHOW
[ Reader Submissions, occasionally expressed as a series of beeps, feature every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]