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BEAVER ON MAIN STREET / WINNIPEG SATURDAY NIGHT NESS AVENUE BRIDGE / WHY HASN'T IT EVER BEEN RAISED? SEE PAVEMENT THROUGH SNOW / TIME FOR SHORT SHORTS HOLD UP A HOTEL BAR / FOR BEER! GO TO RIVERFRONT, MARVEL AT WATER LEVELS / EVERY YEAR. HIT CHURCHILL DRIVE / TOSS MCDONALD'S TRASH OUT WINDOW EATON'S BUILDING / SUCKED ANYHOW [ Reader Submissions, occasionally expressed as a series of beeps, feature every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]