Winnipeg Cat: 09/01/2013

Saturday

SEPTEMBER 7th, 2013

TODAY TAKING STUFF OFF LAWNS ISN'T STEALING / WHICH SORTA TAKES THE SPORT OUT OF IT, REALLY

[ The City's biannual Giveaway Weekend runs today and tomorrow. ]

Friday

SEPTEMBER 6th, 2013

OUT BRIGHT AND EARLY AT THE SUPERSTORE / LIGHTING THE TOY DEPARTMENT ON FIRE

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Thursday

SEPTEMBER 5th, 2013

OUR ENTOMOLOGIST IS MYSTERIOUSLY GONE / POUR OUT A BOTTLE OF DEET IN HIS HONOUR

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ]

Wednesday

SEPTEMBER 4th, 2013

THE REASON YOU CAN'T GET CLEAR CITY WATER / IS – YOU GUESSED IT – PEOPLE ARE STEALING IT

[ Citation. No, seriously, Citation. NO, SERIOUSLY ]

Tuesday

SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2013

OFFERING RIDES ALONG SELKIRK AT 3:00 AM / WILL, SURPRISINGLY, GET YOU STABBED

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Monday

SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2013

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A TRANSCONA PARTY / 'CAUSE A TRANSCONA PARTY ENDS IN DEATH

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

SEPTEMBER 2nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions, for whatever reason, don't seem terribly relaxed this weekend: ]

[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, holiday or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. (And last week's batch has been fixed, too, so there's that.) ]

Sunday

SEPTEMBER 1st, 2013

HERE'S THE LATEST ON THE GOLDEYES: / THEY'RE ELIMINATED AND NOBODY CARES

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

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