MARCH 6th, 2010

OUR PUBLIC SAFETY BUILDING / IS UNSAFE
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MARCH 5th, 2010

NEVER TRUST / 92 CITI FM
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MARCH 4th, 2010

ROLL UP RIM / WIN NOTHING

MARCH 3rd, 2010

JUST TO PROVE WE'RE NOT OVERCONFIDENT / WE SURRENDER
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MARCH 2nd, 2010

GARY DOER'S GONE / AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
[ The provincial by-election in Concordia runs today from 7:00 AM to 8:00 PM. ]

MARCH 1st, 2010

OXYCONTIN / OM NOM NOM NOM
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MARCH 1st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

ROD BRUINOOGE / DOES NOT CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE
[ Seven submissions courtesy of the increasingly unstable Meme Generator: ]
RUSSELL DUDE WINS GOLD / WINNIPEGGERS SUDDENLY REALIZE

THERE'S [sic] PLACES OUTSIDE THE PERIMETER

SOMEONE STARTS TALKING TO YOU DOWNTOWN / EYES FORWARD,

WINNIPEG WAS MENTIONED IN INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES WEEK

AND IT WASN'T A HORRENDOUS TRAGEDY THIS TIME!

TEACHER GETS A LAP DANCE, MOTHERS GET ENRAGED / I GUESS KIDS

WILL HAVE TO KEEP SEEING THEIR LAPDANCES ON TV INSTEAD

PREGNANT TEENAGE MOMS WITH STROLLERS AND SMOKES / INFESTING PORTAGE PLACE
[ Enjoy seven new Reader Submissions every Monday from the Meme Generator. ]
WIN MEDAL / DRINK PITCHER WALK FASTER

FEBRUARY 28th, 2010

PARK ANYWHERE / UNTIL DECEMBER
[ The city's overnight parking ban expires today. ]