JULY 3rd, 2010

TORCH AN AVERAGE OF 250 CARS ANNUALLY

CHANGE THE SLOGAN TO "FIERY MANITOBA"
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

JULY 2nd, 2010

STEAL PUPPIES / STEAL 'EM RIGHT OUT OF THEIR BACKYARDS
[ Citation. ]

JULY 1st, 2010

3'8'', 150lbs, BOLTED TO A PODIUM / STOLEN ANYWAY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Happy Canada Day, Assiniboine Park! ]

JUNE 30th, 2010

"TRANSCONA LOBSTERS" / LOCAL-INTEREST STORY, OR SKA BAND NAME?
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

JUNE 29th, 2010

IF YOU'VE ALREADY HIT ONE COP CAR

MAY AS WELL HIT TWO, WHY THE HELL NOT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

JUNE 28th, 2010

EAT PICKEREL / IT IS DELICIOUS

JUNE 28th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Monday and the Meme Generator bring the audience participation segment: ]


GET HOOKED ON OXYCONTIN / THEN ROB A PHARMACY

CRAPPY PONTIAC / CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

TOURISTS VISIT THE FORKS / BUT WHAT DO THEY DO THERE?

CYCLE-BY / GROPINGS

GO TO THE PADDLEWHEEL RESTAURANT / EAT JELLO

SEE A DEFAULT CONCERT AT THE RED RIVER EX / SO CLASSY

WINNIPEG / WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE
[ Mondays are Reader Submissions days, lovingly compiled from the Meme Generator. ]

JUNE 27th, 2010

RANDOM PEDESTRIAN THROAT-SLITTINGS

ARE JUST PART OF THE DOWNTOWN'S CHARM
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]