''60 WHEN PASSING WORKERS'' / SINGLE LANE OF CARS GOING 20 [ Reader Submissions know that Labour Day is the time of year when things fall apart: ]
REPLACE MEDIOCRE LATE-NIGHT RESTAURANT / WITH MEDIOCRE LATE-NIGHT RESTAURANT
LOCAL NOSTALGIA IS ALWAYS BITTERSWEET / HEY, REMEMBER
FOUR WHOLE BUSINESSES AND EVERYTHING HIPSTERS LIKE?
WE'LL PICK UP YOUR TRASH / WHEN WE FEEL LIKE IT
''I WOULD FIRE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE / EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT''
SHINDICO GETS FREE PROPERTY, DEPUTY FIRE CHIEF ESCAPES PUNISHMENT,
CITY COUNCIL DOESN'T NEED TO BE TOLD? / SHEEGL'D
52-0 / LA POLICE [sic] WEARS HIS TROLLFACE [ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, long weekend or not, from the the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]