FEBRUARY 16th, 2013

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FEBRUARY 15th, 2013

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FEBRUARY 14th, 2013

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FEBRUARY 13th, 2013

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FEBRUARY 12th, 2013

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FEBRUARY 11th, 2013

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FEBRUARY 11th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions are a new delight with every bite: ]
TEMPERATURES FINALLY RISE AGAIN / BREAK OUT THE CASE OF WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID

YOU GOT YOUR HARDWARE IN MY PIZZA POP! / YOU GOT YOUR PIZZA POP ON MY HARDWARE!

GIO'S IS CLOSING? / BUT HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN TO TURN ONTO SMITH STREET

PONIKAROVSKY / Y U TAKE PENALTY?

YOU KNOW, IF THESE GAS BAR ROBBERS WERE CO-OP MEMBERS

THEY'D GET MONEY MAILED TO THEM, AND THEY COULD *BUY* CIGARETTES

CASH AND CIGARETTES / IS THE NAME OF MY NEW POST-PUNK BAND

HONEY DILL / IS LIFE
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

FEBRUARY 10th, 2013

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