FEBRUARY 25th, 2012

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

FEBRUARY 24th, 2012

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

FEBRUARY 23rd, 2012

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Please also note CJOB's best efforts to avoid naming the location: ]

FEBRUARY 22nd, 2012

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

FEBRUARY 21st, 2012

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Remember the briefcase from Pulp Fiction? That's what I'm imagining that dumpster must be like. ]

FEBRUARY 20th, 2012

[ Citation; please note the official judging criteria (PDF), including "attention to facial hair" and "steely glare". Happy Louis Riel Day! ]

FEBRUARY 20th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions seem unmoved by observances and anniversaries: ]


CLEAN BUS SHACK / A WINNIPEG OXYMORON

JEWELRY MAKES A SWEET VALENTINE'S GIFT / 'TIL SOMEONE STABS YOU FOR IT

LOOKING FOR LOVE? / CHECK OUT THE UNDERPASS AT HIGGINS AVE

HONEYMOON / IN POINT DOUGLAS!

OSBOURNE [sic] SHOPPERS EXPANSION / MORE SPACE FOR SHIT I CAN GET AT SAFEWAY

INSTEAD OF A ROADSIDE MEMORIAL / LETS [sic] HAVE A BBQ

IN GIANT TIGER / WE TRUST
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, holiday or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

FEBRUARY 19th, 2012

[ Citation; an Actual Quote. ]