Saturday

AUGUST 7th, 2010

MOUNTAIN AVENUE / . . . WAIT, WHAT MOUNTAIN?

Friday

AUGUST 6th, 2010

IT'S FRIDAY AND IT'S SUMMER / FLEE THE CITY

Thursday

AUGUST 5th, 2010


I SAID A! (A!) L! (L!) / B! (B!) U! (U!)

(Two bars of silence, or approximately three seconds.)

--QUERQUE!! / (--QUERQUE!!)
[ "Weird Al" Yankovic plays the MTS Centre tonight. ]

Wednesday

AUGUST 4th, 2010


BAR ITALIA / FAST BECOMING THE NEW EMPIRE CABARET
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

Tuesday

AUGUST 3rd, 2010


PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK / FOR SURVIVING THE LONG WEEKEND
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 ]

Monday

AUGUST 2nd, 2010


THIS HOLIDAY IS NAMED "CIVIC HOLIDAY" / GOD DAMN ARE WE CREATIVE
[ Happy Civic Holiday! ]

AUGUST 2nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Working diligently through the long weekend, our panel of experts has assembled this week's Reader Submissions: ]


GO TO SARGENT SUNDAE / GET TURNED OFF BY LINE

STACK THREE PLASTIC CUPS / HERE COME THE POLICE

GO TO OMAND'S CREEK / EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG IS BLAZING

RIDE A BIKE IN WINNIPEG / I AM KING OF THE ROAD

ALBERT HAS SHIT SMEARED ON MIRROR / CARRY ON

OH JESUS IT'S HOT / OH JESUS NOW IT'S RAINING

WHEELER IN THE MORNING? / FUCK THIS.
[ What you smell right now is the alluring scent of Reader Submissions, each week, baked fresh at the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

AUGUST 1st, 2010


TALK ABOUT SLURPEES IN THE FREE PRESS / PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE A BIG SHOT
[ Citation. Hey, blogger guy, you suck. Get a real job. ]