Saturday
Friday
AUGUST 6th, 2010
Thursday
AUGUST 5th, 2010
I SAID A! (A!) L! (L!) / B! (B!) U! (U!)
(Two bars of silence, or approximately three seconds.)
--QUERQUE!! / (--QUERQUE!!)
[ "Weird Al" Yankovic plays the MTS Centre tonight. ]
Wednesday
Tuesday
Monday
AUGUST 2nd, 2010
THIS HOLIDAY IS NAMED "CIVIC HOLIDAY" / GOD DAMN ARE WE CREATIVE
[ Happy Civic Holiday! ]
AUGUST 2nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Working diligently through the long weekend, our panel of experts has assembled this week's Reader Submissions: ]
GO TO SARGENT SUNDAE / GET TURNED OFF BY LINE
STACK THREE PLASTIC CUPS / HERE COME THE POLICE
GO TO OMAND'S CREEK / EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG IS BLAZING
RIDE A BIKE IN WINNIPEG / I AM KING OF THE ROAD
ALBERT HAS SHIT SMEARED ON MIRROR / CARRY ON
OH JESUS IT'S HOT / OH JESUS NOW IT'S RAINING
WHEELER IN THE MORNING? / FUCK THIS.
[ What you smell right now is the alluring scent of Reader Submissions, each week, baked fresh at the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
Sunday
AUGUST 1st, 2010
TALK ABOUT SLURPEES IN THE FREE PRESS / PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE A BIG SHOT
[ Citation. Hey, blogger guy, you suck. Get a real job. ]