[ Reader Submissions still run into surprises from time to time: ]
LOCAL NOSTALGIA IS ALWAYS BITTERSWEET / WAIT -- THE PADDLEWHEEL WAS STILL OPEN?
ANDREW LADD CAN PHOTOSHOP / THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
ALL THE SURFACE PARKING LOTS IN THE WORLD / STILL HAVE TO PAY THE CAT TAX
NEED MONEY? / LICENSE ME
CITY COMMITTEE VOTES TO MAKE CONTRACTS MORE TRANSPARENT
SOOO... TRANSPARENT IN THE FIRST PLACE, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
GOTTA SHOVEL ALL THE SNOW FROM THIS BLIZZARD / BETTER SUMMON UP SOME SPIRITED ENERGY
''I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WARM IT'S BEEN!'' / FUCK, JINXED IT [ Reader Submissions drift in and dump down every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]