JULY 16th, 2012

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JUNE 15th, 2012

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JUNE 14th, 2012

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JUNE 13th, 2012

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JUNE 12th, 2012

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JUNE 11th, 2012

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JUNE 11th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The Reader Submissions' three Rs are reduce, reuse and... Rob Lowe?: ]
NEW RECYCLING CARTS WILL BE RECORDED IN DATABASE

JUST LIKE ALL THE ASSAULTS DOWNTOWN, RIGHT? RIGHT?

LINDENWOODS ANNUAL GARAGE SALE / RELEASE THE JACKBOOTS

WE CAN TAKE THE PARENTHESES / OFF THE (D), I GUESS

OMG / THE GUY WHO BAILED ON THE WEST WING IS IN TOWN!

THE GIANT PILE OF SHIT / IS A GREAT PLACE FOR A $300,000 TRACTOR

SORRY ABOUT THE / ACCIDENTAL DECAPITATION

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED / SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE AGAIN
[ All gently-used, good-condition Reader Submissions can be dropped off at the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JUNE 10th, 2012

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