Winnipeg Cat: 08/11/2013

Saturday

MALE / FRIEND

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 (SO AWKWARD), 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. An Actual Quote, as you have probably already gleamed. ]

ALL RIGHT, SON, YOU'RE TWELVE YEARS OLD / IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED HOW TO SELL CRACK

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

IS PORTAGE AND MAIN CANADA'S BEST PLACE? / IT BETTER BE, FOR HOW CAREFULLY WE GUARD IT

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ]

OH MY GOODNESS, A FAMOUS OLD PERSON? / YOU GUESSED IT: KEY TO THE CITY TIME

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

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TRYING TO BLOW UP YOUR APARTMENT / COUNTS AS GROUNDS FOR EVICTION, YEAH

[ Citation. Related: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]