[ The 41st Canadian General Election is today, with polls open from 8:30 AM to 8:30 PM; you can determine your riding, candidates and polling station here. ]
[ Reader Submissions are celebrating the Federal Election the same way everyone else does, by acknowledging it in passing and then going back to ignoring it entirely: ] CONSERVATIVE SIGN IN WOLSELEY HAS TO BE ANCHORED TO FENCE TO SURVIVE IKEA PUTS UP SIGN / CITY LOSES ITS COLLECTIVE SHIT 20 DEGREES ON FRIDAY / SNOWFALL WATCH FOR WEEKEND NEW FONT / WHOA EASTER SUNDAY AT SHOPPER'S SHOPPERS DRUGMART / NO PUSHING ALL MY BED BUGS / HAVE ALCOHOL POISONING COULD GO VOTE / BUT PROBABLY WON'T [ Reader Submissions are handpicked, like Senators, from the new-look (yes, again) Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]