MAY 1st, 2010

CRASH STOLEN VEHICLE INTO STORE

MAY AS WELL ROB IT, WHILE YOU'RE THERE
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APRIL 30th, 2010

KNIFE-CRIME CAPITAL OF CANADA / TAKE PRIDE WINNIPEG
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APRIL 29th, 2010

QUIT SMOKING / IMMEDIATELY FEEL SAFER DOWNTOWN
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APRIL 28th, 2010

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT BEAR SPRAY ATTACKS

IN FOUR MONTHS
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APRIL 27th, 2010

WALK THE RIVER / FIND A BODY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

APRIL 26th, 2010

NO ONE WANTS TO SHOP AT THE BAY / ADD A ZELLERS
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APRIL 26th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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PUBLIC URINATION / OFFENDS NOBODY

WATER LEVEL'S DOWN

ALMOST TIME TO LIVE UNDER THE BRIDGE AGAIN

GAMBLE AWAY / YOUR PENSION

ADVOCATE LEGALIZATION / ACT LIKE AN ASS

PREGAME / FUNERALS

SLURPEE PRICES WENT UP / THAT'S RIGHT, WE ALL NOTICED

OUR TREES / HAVE BELTS
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APRIL 25th, 2010

I WANT TO ENFORCE THE LAW

I WANT TO WEAR NORMAL CLOTHES
[ Citation. The Arrogant Worms play the West End Cultural Centre tonight. ]