MARCH 5th, 2011

STAB A MAN / TO GET A HAT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. The victim is either eighteen years old or twenty years old, depending on which news source you trust. ]

MARCH 4th, 2011

IT DOES APPEAR THIS LOOKS,

AT THIS TIME, THAT THIS WAS RANDOM
[ Citation. Related: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. An Actual Quote. ]

MARCH 3rd, 2011

ONE IN FOUR POINT DOUGLAS MOTHERS

DRANK WHILE THEY WERE PREGNANT
[ Citation. No, seriously, citation. ]

MARCH 2nd, 2011

GOING TO UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG TODAY?

HOPE YOU ENJOY SWIMMING TO CLASS
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

MARCH 1st, 2011

A HELICOPTER IS OVER YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD

CHASE IT DOWN THE STREET WITH A SWORD
[ Citation. ]

FEBRUARY 28th, 2011

DUMPING A CAR WITH A CORPSE IN THE TRUNK?

THE POLITE THING TO DO IS WASH THE CAR FIRST
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

FEBRUARY 28th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ No better way to end the month than with Reader Submissions: ]


THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS PARKING IN WINNIPEG.

AH THE FEBRUARY MILD WEATHER TEASE / A WINNIPEG TRADITION

MY WINNIPEG HAS 3 SEASONS / WINTER, CONSTRUCTION, ASS

ONLY GO TO THE MUSEUM / ON FREE DAYS / YOU JUST STOP DRIVING.

MAKE THE NHL / GET A CONTRACT THAT SAYS YOU WON'T PLAY IN

HER MOUTH SAID NO / BUT HER TUBE TOP SAID YES

SEVEN YEARS LATER / STILL NO WATERPARK WINNIPEG, JUST IN CASE
[ Reader Submissions feature every Monday in this space via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

FEBRUARY 27th, 2011

ESTABLISH A NEW RELIGION / BASED AROUND HOUSE HIPPOS
[ Citation. ]