Saturday

JUNE 5th, 2010


I SPEND TENS OF DOLLARS / TEN T-T-TEN TEN TENS OF DOLLARS
[ Citation. Pip Skid plays the Ellice Street Festival this afternoon. ]

Friday

JUNE 4th, 2010

SOMEONE DOWNTOWN STABBED A BABY

NO, I'M SERIOUS, THIS IS A REAL STORY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Thursday

JUNE 3rd, 2010

DON'T KNOCK OVER THAT TOMBSTONE

IT COULD COST YOU UP TO FORTY BUCKS
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Wednesday

JUNE 2nd, 2010

ROBBING A CHURCH WILL GET YOU TASERED


THIS AIN'T LES MISERABLES
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Tuesday

JUNE 1st, 2010


110MM OF RAIN / IN TWO DAYS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Monday

MAY 31st, 2010


BUILD A DITCH / AND LIVE TO BE EIGHTY
[ Citation. Rest in Peace, Duff Roblin. ]

MAY 31st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Closing out the month, here are seven submissions from the Meme Generator: ]
IT IS SUMMER / COMMENCE THE GANG WARS

SIGN THIRTY YEAR CONTRACT

BUT DON'T BOTHER READING IT FIRST OR ANYTHING

IT'S RAINING / CHECK BASEMENT NERVOUSLY FOR FLOATING TURDS

ON PROBATION / WEAR MASK, STEAL SHIT

SEEK REFUGE FROM A DEADLY WAR ZONE / MOVE TO WINNIPEG'S WEST END

LA PLUME DE MA TANTE EST DANS MON ONCLE / WHAT'S FRENCH FOR 'STAB'?

WE GOT THE JETS BACK! / (ALMOST)
[ Seven Reader Submissions every Monday, rain or shine, from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

MAY 30th, 2010

DO YOUR HAIR / LIKE TAZ STUART