JUNE 19th, 2010

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT IT IS

DEEP-FRY IT ON A STICK AND WE'LL EAT IT
[ The Red River Ex runs now through to June 27th. ]

JUNE 18th, 2010

THE GOVERNMENT IS CURTAILING OUR FREEDOMS / TO DRIVE WHILE TEXTING,

DEBAFFLE OUR MOTORCYCLES, AND SMOKE AROUND OUR KIDS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

JUNE 17th, 2010

THE WEST NILE VIRUS WILL KILL US ALL / FOR REAL THIS TIME
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JUNE 16th, 2010

YOU JUST KEEP TO YOURSELF / THAT'S HOW WE SURVIVE
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JUNE 15th, 2010

GOT TO CARRY A GUN TO EARN THAT RESPECT

WHEN SHOPLIFTING FROM THE SUPERSTORE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

JUNE 14th, 2010

DRIVE UP DAKOTA / IT BECOMES DUNKIRK

DRIVE UP DUNKIRK / IT BECOMES OSBORNE

DRIVE UP OSBORNE / IT BECOMES COLONY

DRIVE UP COLONY / IT BECOMES BALMORAL

DRIVE UP BALMORAL / IT BECOMES ISABEL

DRIVE UP ISABEL / IT BECOMES SALTER

DRIVE UP SALTER; FINALLY PHONE FRIEND / THE TURN WAS OFF DUNKIRK

JUNE 14th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Nothing says summer like wasting time indoors, so enjoy seven submissions from the Meme Generator: ]


WALK FOR 30 SECONDS DOWNTOWN / SEE TONS OF GRAFFITI

CITY OF GLENDALE / MAKES US LOOK SMART

I'LL JUST TAKE THE BUS. / WAIT, NO, IT'S SUNDAY

MMM BEER / WTF WHEN DID IT GO UP?

TAKE A TWO WEEK VACATION FROM YOUR CHILDREN!

STREETCARS / YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!

CALL ME MORTY / THE MTS BISON ... MEOW
[ Each Monday brings another seven Reader Submissions from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. You know you love it. ]
JUST LEAVE... DON'T BOTHER TELLING ANYONE ABOUT IT

JUNE 13th, 2010

P.O. BOX 13000 / PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MANITOBA, R1N 3V3
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]