Saturday

JUNE 12th, 2010


FIFTY-THREE THOUSAND ELIGIBLE VOTERS / FOUR THOUSAND VOTES
[ Citations: 1 [PDF], 2, 3 ]

Friday

JUNE 11th, 2010

AS IT TURNS OUT, ADDING "JUST KIDDING"

DOES NOT CANCEL OUT CRIMINAL HARASSMENT
[ Citation. ]

Thursday

JUNE 10th, 2010


ALL HAIL / CAPTAIN SERIOUS
[ Congratulations, Jonathan Toews. ]

Wednesday

JUNE 9th, 2010

AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH A STOLEN CAR

MAY AS WELL CRASH IT AT THE LEGISLATURE
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Tuesday

JUNE 8th, 2010

WRITE TEXT MESSAGES WHILE DRIVING

REAR-END THE MINISTER OF TRANSPORTATION
[ Citation. ]

Monday

JUNE 7th, 2010


WINNIPEG / WHERE EVEN THE BIRDS HAVE ASSAULT RECORDS
[ Citation. ]

JUNE 7th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ It's been a big week, so shake it off with seven submissions from the Meme Generator: ]


EVEN OUR PREMIER / DROPPED OUT OF UNIVERSITY

RACE YOU / TO THE NEXT RED LIGHT

THE WEST END / HAS MORE SHOOTINGS THAN COMPTON

OH GOD / PLEASE NOT MORE RAIN

I NEED A CANOE TO GET OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY / AND A BOAT ANCHOR

CALL TELEBUS / "THAT STOP NUMBER IS INVALID"

STAB A BABY / A BABY
[ Seven Reader Submissions, every Monday, courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. Try it out! ]
TO STOP THE MOSQUITOES FROM CARRING [sic] ME AWAY

Sunday

JUNE 6th, 2010


DRIVE THROUGH THE NORTH END / WATCH YOUR WINDOWS SHATTER
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