JUNE 12th, 2010

FIFTY-THREE THOUSAND ELIGIBLE VOTERS / FOUR THOUSAND VOTES
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JUNE 11th, 2010

AS IT TURNS OUT, ADDING "JUST KIDDING"

DOES NOT CANCEL OUT CRIMINAL HARASSMENT
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JUNE 10th, 2010

ALL HAIL / CAPTAIN SERIOUS
[ Congratulations, Jonathan Toews. ]

JUNE 9th, 2010

AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH A STOLEN CAR

MAY AS WELL CRASH IT AT THE LEGISLATURE
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JUNE 8th, 2010

WRITE TEXT MESSAGES WHILE DRIVING

REAR-END THE MINISTER OF TRANSPORTATION
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JUNE 7th, 2010

WINNIPEG / WHERE EVEN THE BIRDS HAVE ASSAULT RECORDS
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JUNE 7th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ It's been a big week, so shake it off with seven submissions from the Meme Generator: ]


EVEN OUR PREMIER / DROPPED OUT OF UNIVERSITY

RACE YOU / TO THE NEXT RED LIGHT

THE WEST END / HAS MORE SHOOTINGS THAN COMPTON

OH GOD / PLEASE NOT MORE RAIN

I NEED A CANOE TO GET OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY / AND A BOAT ANCHOR

CALL TELEBUS / "THAT STOP NUMBER IS INVALID"

STAB A BABY / A BABY
[ Seven Reader Submissions, every Monday, courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. Try it out! ]
TO STOP THE MOSQUITOES FROM CARRING [sic] ME AWAY

JUNE 6th, 2010

DRIVE THROUGH THE NORTH END / WATCH YOUR WINDOWS SHATTER
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