
BUST OUT CRAZY BATON TWIRLS WITH SQUEEGIE
A CIVIC SURVIVAL GUIDE
GO TO SALISBURY HOUSE WITH YOUR FRIENDS / GET STABBED
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ON THE STREETS ANYWAY
SHAW TELEPHONE / GOOD LUCK DIALING 911
DRIVING WITH CELLPHONE NOT ILLEGAL YET / GET TICKET
FIRE YOUR GUN AND RUN / ON TO [sic] ONTO A BUS
MISS A BUS, SEE THE NEXT ONE RUNNING IN FLAMES
NO TO POINT DOUGLAS DRUG REHAB CENTRE / KEEP DRUGGIES
I DIDN'T MEAN TO STAB THAT GIRL / BUT I WAS REALLY HIGH, MAN
SEE POLICE / FEEL LESS SAFE
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WAIT 4 HOURS IN AN INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX MILES AWAYS [sic] FROM THE CITY