NOVEMBER 27th, 2010

SIMPLE DEADLINES FOR SAFETY EQUIPMENT / HOLY SHIT, THEY CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

NOVEMBER 26th, 2010

SOUTH END MAIL DELAYED BY PROTEST / NORTH END MAIL DELAYED BY GUNFIRE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

NOVEMBER 25th, 2010

WEST NILE SEASON FINALLY OVER / COMMENCE THE BIRD FLU COVERAGE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

NOVEMBER 24th, 2010

WE'RE STILL MISSING A LEO MOL STATUE / WATCH FOR ONE WITH A GREY CUP RING ON IT
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ]

NOVEMBER 23rd, 2010

GOOGLE TO MAP OUR NEW BIKE ROUTES? / ERROR 0x80070035: PATH NOT FOUND
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

NOVEMBER 22nd, 2010

ENJOY A FINE MEAL AT A LOCAL ESTABLISHMENT / THEN GET ROBBED BY A GUY WITH A HATCHET
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

NOVEMBER 22nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Faster than a speeding snowplow, this week's Reader Submissions: ]


PANHANDLERS / FRIGHTEN GORD STEEVES

IT'S SNOWING / WEAR FLIPFLOPS

IT'S SNOWING / DON'T EXPECT YOUR BUS FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR TWO

OKAY, YOU WIN / I GUESS IT'S WINTER

ONLY TWO TAXI COMPANIES / BOTH ARE TERRIBLE

MANITOBA ''NOT TO BE TRUSTED'' / THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING DEALS

CONSERVE WATER! / INCREASE PRICES!
[ Reader Submissions drift in and gum things up every Monday, courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ] WITH GEOGRAPHIC AREAS AND NOT PEOPLE

NOVEMBER 21st, 2010

WE CALL OUR ICE "THE GOVERNMENT" / BECAUSE IT'S NOT TO BE TRUSTED
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]