Winnipeg Cat: 07/17/2011

Saturday

JULY 23rd, 2011

IT'S A CIRCLE WITH A JET IN IT / HOLY SHIT

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 ]

Friday

VIOLENT CRIME? / (( IT'S MANITOBA TIME // IT'S A WINNIPEG THING // WE PREFER TO CALL IT ''SPIRITED ENERGY'' // WE'D NEVER DO SUCH--AH, WHO AM I KIDDING // YEAH, SON, WE GANGST... NUNAVUT TRIPLED US? ))

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

Thursday

JULY 21st, 2011

5:30 A CELEBRATION OF READING / 6:00 VICKI'S BODY DYNAMICS

[ Citation. ]

Wednesday

JULY 20th, 2011

ENJOY ALL THE FUN OF AIRPORT SECURITY / WITHOUT THE NUISANCE OF ACTUALLY FLYING

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Tuesday

JULY 19th, 2011

ASSAULT SISTER-IN-LAW, AVOID JAIL TIME IN COURT, LIGHT FIRE THAT KILLS FIVE / WINNIPEG HAT TRICK

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

Monday

JULY 18th, 2011

MANITOBA HYDRO / JUST CANNOT HANDLE SUMMERTIME AT ALL

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

JULY 18th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions all beat the heat in their own way: ]
14 YEAR OLDS ARE KILLING PEOPLE

GO TO TRAILER PARK / FOR VACATION

IGNORE TEENAGE GANG MEMBER PROBLEM / OVER AND OVER AND OVER

UNEMPLOYED / JOIN FIVE BANDS

WINNIPEG RADIO / IS AWFUL

ITS [sic] KIND OF HOT OUT / REMOVE SHIRT, ENTER BUSINESS
14 YEAR OLDS ARE KILLING PEOPLE / WHO CARES, WE'LL BE IN THE CENTRAL DIVISION NEXT SEASON

WHO CARES, WE'LL BE IN THE CENTRAL DIVISION NEXT SEASON
''REP'' NO ONE / GET STABBED

"REP" NO ONE / GET STABBED
[ The Reader Submissions arrive every Monday all sweaty and dehydrated from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

JULY 17th, 2011

NOW STARTING AT QB FOR THE BLUE BOMBERS: / ANYONE WHO STILL HAS TWO WORKING LEGS

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

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