Saturday

Friday

MARCH 8th, 2013



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. The media coverage also provided this majestically nonsensical Actual Quote: ]


Wednesday

MARCH 6th, 2013



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

Tuesday

MARCH 5th, 2013



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 ]

Monday

MARCH 4th, 2013



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MARCH 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Reader Submissions will cross that bridge when they come to it: ]
MURDER MANSION / WOULD BE A GREAT NAME FOR A BAND

HEY, LET'S ELECT KEVIN CHIEF TO REPRESENT US! / AND THEN LET'S CURBSTOMP HIM

LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THYSELF / NOT THE GAYS THOUGH

FIFTEEN YEARS OLD / VETERAN ARMED ROBBER

HEY, MAYBE LET'S PUT SOMETHING WORTH WALKING TO

ON THE DICK BRIDGE / THAT'S MANITOBA BOLD RIGHT THERE

I WONDER IF REID DOUGLAS / SOLD HIMSELF THE FIRE HALL BLUEPRINTS

ORLIKOW'S KID / FOR TRANSIT DIRECTOR
[ Reader Submissions span the previous week every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday

MARCH 3rd, 2013



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]